ROAD TRIPS......

Just back from a *minor* road trip.....so very tired.....and will be on a couple more tomorrow......

So....till the time I am back and can publish some proper writing stuff....these are some pics for you guys to enjoy.....

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So what's for dinner ???

SOME FOOD FOR THOUGHT.....

The other day I had gone to this nearby store and saw this old woman sitting......She probably looked older than she would've been...And probably was not very well off, looking at the way she was dressed.....But anyway....It's not about that....

The woman smirked looking at us......dunno why.....And then she again made a face looking at someone else......She was constantly making a disdainful face....And that got me to think....Is she unhappy ???

And if she is unhappy......With whom is she unhappy ???

With us...People around her ???.....Or actually with her own self ???

She may be unhappy with us...Each one of us....For a different reason......But even if that is true....To be unhappy with almost everyone....You have to be unhappy with your own self.....

So when we say we are unhappy......Are we actually unhappy with our own self.....And are we responsible for our own unhappiness.....

If so.....Then why blame others for it ???

And if we ourselves are to be blamed....Then why be unhappy to start with....

It is a state of mind that we create for our own selves and then drown our own selves into it.....

Does it really matter to other people that we are unhappy.....They do their jobs anyway.....And most or rather all of them will not bother beyond a certain extent....

So why create a devil that eventually tortures no one but us....

Some food for thought....Eh....What say ???

TRUE LOVE

Was just watching an occult science-cum-mystery drama on television....and the central theme was LOVE....

True Love.....such a beautiful and a rare thing......

Will I *EVER* find true love ??? ....Will I ???

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Diwali Dhamaka.....Enjoy !!!

DEEPAVALI GREETINGS.....

Wish you a very happy Diwali and a prosperous new year.....

BROWN BOY IN THE RING....TRA LA LA LA LA....

DISCLAIMER : The views expressed in this post are solely my own and are not intended to be racist in any matter or hurt anyone's sentiments (LOL !!!)



Brown boy in the ring....tra la la la la...I'm a brown boy in the ring tra la la la...la...

That is what I feel like when I visit the fashionable parts of a large western city.....and yesterday was no different.......

Yesterday....I went for a shopping trip to the downtown....and God....these westerners sure know how to look their best.....clothes....jackets....scarves....overcoats....glares.....accessories....et al.....and they look good.....both men and women....and I was looking like a total minger......no wonder most of the gay men looked right through me....as if I never existed.....and on top of that for some reason I have become comparatively skinny and that does not help either......

That has made me realize that I do need to style my hair and wear better clothes....


Hair-styling was not really practical at this point of time....considering the fact that at present my hair are not kinda style-worthy......but today....from the lesson learnt yesterday.....I went out wearing better clothes and a better jacket and even a nice woolen scarf.....responses were comparatively heartening....

So hope to improve a bit on my fashion sense....if the brown boy is in the ring....he needs to be looked at !!!

p.s. My sincere apologies for Posh's presence in the above pic....David really needs to lose her !!!

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....hey Cristiano....need any warmth....it's getting cold !!!

AIR-BORNE.....OF CABIN CREW (drools), ET AL.....

Hey guys....I'm back.....

After a long and a very very tiring flight....I'm here!!!

After 9/11...and the London bombings....and then later the foiled terror attack at Heathrow.....I think any Muslim-looking traveler (like me).....has to be lucky to go to certain countries without being questioned....and without having his bags rummaged through.....and I think I was purely lucky.....(did the immigration guy think I was pretty to let me go off with just a smile......; )....)

Anyway.....I'm here now and it's cold and raining........and so at home.....doing nothing.....

My flight was good.....and I spent those boring hours......eating......drinking........and letching at those flight attendants.......GOD they look good !!!......but then......they are not THAT good-looking.....but there is something about them that makes you wanna look at them.....is it 'coz they have that *gay* tag on them.......that makes them extra attractive......I dunno.....but they look dishy !!!

My first leg had only stewardesses (sigh).......but the next leg had an all male crew (WOW).....all hunky European men in uniforms!!!! .....kind of also makes you wonder what fun will they be having after the flight......do they have wild orgies to relieve themselves of their flight stress ???.....have to be one of them to know.......

Also......had a great time looking at those hot Arab men at one of the stop-overs......I have this thing for Arabs......and I think they are the hottest men in the world.....but sadly......the fact that you have to be careful with them lest you break the stringent laws (actually I don't really know what laws they have......but I guess these countries have laws where gay men are prosecuted or rather killed....remember Iran).....refrains me from even making them my masturbatory fantasies.....sad but true.......

Was really hoping to meet some one on the way with whom I can be friends with.....preferably some hot guy......but with my kind of luck.......I shouldn't have hoped for something like this....but always optimistic.......maybe while going back I will.....who knows !!!

And anyway....of other things.....watched....*Devil wears Prada*.......and that reminded me of two things.....

1. Mine and `not-mine Emily.....(relevant people will get this one).....big HI to both of you.....

2. And the fact that I was once some Miranda's Emily.....and before I knew......I was someone else's Miranda....but glad to have come out of that circle.....now.....

....and as a critic did not like the movie one bit......sorry guys.....just not my type of movie......

SAAT SAMUNDAR PAAR……

Hey guys…..I will be flying to the lands far beyond…….and for a long, long time…….will try to blog whenever I can…….

Was planning on this trip for quite a while and was really looking forward for it…..

The last few days have been hectic…..juggling with a lot of things….and of all the things….shopping !!!

But as far as I can see…..I cannot be more ready to leave back my dull, mundane life for a fresh breather….

Things have not been going so well for me lately…..but I have a felling that this trip will go great……personally and professionally……inshallah

MEDICAL BULLSHIT……

Wanted to blog about this for a long time but somehow…….there were other distracting things (‘bout men) to post rather than this crap !!!!

Everyday when I sip my morning tea……I read the *Times of India*….and it carries another paper called *Mumbai Mirror*……

Now this *Mumbai Mirror*….has a column by a so-called *sexologist*…..whose name I will refrain from using……….not that I am afraid of any litigation…..but I think as a fellow doctor……it is against medical ethics to criticize someone (ahem, ahem) openly……

Now this so-called *sexologist*…..gives advice to a lot of different kind of queries and most of it is crap……..it is very opinionated……and often not even medically correct……just pure 100 % CRAP…….

I do agree that some of the bits and pieces that he says are alright…….but the way he put them forth are rubbish……he advices people from some oh-so-holy crap to doing-it-this-way-only……it looks like he does not have any proper medical knowledge of a specialist in that field……..is a general doctor…….with some old, parochial views…….that he is putting forth in one of the largest read English dailies in India…….

India is such a conservative country that people are really afraid to ask queries related to sex……and also are quite ignorant about it……….sex is a taboo to talk about…..and most of the knowledge may be from grapevine……and for some of them this is the only way to clear their doubts…….

And this so-called *sexologist* seems to be like a glorified grapevine……….

I do not specialize in the same subject…..but my general doctor-knowledge is way better than this so-called *sexologist*……….

The same newspaper (TOI)……has one more supplement….called *Bombay Times*…..that carries a column by one more psychiatrist………who has until now…..according to me…….has given the best and very sound advice on sex to the readers………

Don’t these editors see the difference between these two professionals…….why do you let someone with half-baked knowledge of sex allowed to give advice to people confused about sex …….andhon mein kana raja (in blind people……someone with squint is the king) !!!

Jaago TOI-walle…..jaago…….you guys have a larger responsibility…….and hopefully…….any journalist from you, reading this post, please take note……(someone has read to considering that a couple of posts from this blog have been published in newspapers)……..

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hungry ?

RETAIL THERAPY……

What do gay men do when they get bored…..I know……almost all of them will shag someone if that is an option……if not shag themselves…….but then if option no. 1 is not available……and option no. 2 has been attempted…….then what do you do ???……go for some retail therapy……..

My Sunday morning was pretty boring…..with gymming in an empty gym……and the afternoon equally boring…….a family lunch party…….and come evening , I was so bored that I decided to go for some shopping……….

So there I was at Linking road Shopper’s Stop……and even though I was all by myself….it was fun……hot guys…..singly or in couples…good eye-candy while you shop….(I am not that fussy…..and even a decent-looking guy….makes my neck turn)……

But…..being old-fashioned (and growing old)…..I kinda think that I am really being left behind fashion-wise…..and so much so that I never knew that Levis Cargos come with a *Tool-Kit*……

It so happened that I spotted the tool-kit first…..really liked it and then the chappie told me that you have to buy the cargos to get the tool-kit…..I even decided to buy the ridiculous-looking pants for the tool-kit……but they looked like a colossal waste….with their colossal size….and their colossal number of pockets and chains to be bought….so I left sans new pants…..(still had the ones I was wearing though….not so lucky despite the hot crowd)…..I satisfied myself with a couple of shirts……

And with this some other stuff from Nike…ensured that my wallet was lighter than ever……

But my little shopping trip left me all peppy again…….how come shopping always helps you overcome all the boredom….all the depression…really dunno….

One of the amusing things to see…..was this couple…..both men…….seemed gay…..one buffed-up and short……and the other one tall……trying on new stuff and looking in mirror while the other guy was appreciating his partner….looked really sweet……nice to see someone in love !!! …but makes you realize how lonely you are…..

WASTE OF GOOD TALENT…..

When I drive or walk…..and I see around……I see so many sexy men….hot men whom I would like to f***…….cute faces I would like to snog…….tight b***s I would like to ram…….a**h***s I would like to rim……and d***s I would like to blow……..

But here I sit idle and lonely……

Such a waste of good talent……mine and theirs!!!

THE MINOR BATHROOM DISASTER…

I am a high myopic….

I have been a myopic for the last 17 years……I first got my glasses when I was in my seventh grade…..and the number has been increasing ever since…….

I got glasses due to my combined habit of being studious…(yes, I was very very studious…..one of those geeky types)….and watching movies on the then-recently-bought video player……

And the number went on increasing due to more studies,,,,more TV and later more & more gay porn on the computer at nights……

So……I am a high myopic….

I do not wear glasses all the time……most of the time I wear Bausch and Lombs…….so as not to be seen as overtly ugly……(I dunno whether the contact lenses do the job or I still look ugly as ever……)…..

But anyway…..recently, I have developed this habit of wearing lenses while I shower……again…..I dunno why…..probably ‘coz I like to see the way I look….hairy, et al. with clarity…….rather than the fuzzy look I get without any vision correction…….

And today’s shower was no exception…….and after I showered…..while drying myself….everything appeared blurry…..both the eyes……so only thing that came to my mind was “Oh God ! The lenses have been washed off !”

Got a little panicky…….thinking that both the lenses have gone down the drain…..and that too before a major vacation that I will be embarking on !!!

I checked my balls (eye….)…..and they were not seen…….then started to look for them on the floor……if they are stuck on my body…..if they are anywhere else in the bathroom……and they were nowhere…….

Could not call anyone for help…..myself ,,, naked in the bathroom and a maid in the kitchen cooking meals……so just kept on searching for them…..slowly and very patiently……all by myself…….

One of the remote possibilities was that they are at either ends of the globe (the eyeball)….superior or inferior…….usual place being superior……(have seen these kind of cases in the ER…but never had the experience)…so then looked in front of the mirror….and looking down……..gently started massaging my eye-ball……from top to bottom…..and down they slid……back into their propa’h position……….and I could see clearly……thank god……

Wish I could spank them for being so naughty……(or should someone spank me for wearing lenses while showering???)…….

SEMI-CRUSH......

Today…..after a long time I was lucky enough to see this guy (just a glimpse while I was driving…)…..

Now ….this guy……let’s call him V….is a good friend of my brother……and used to come to my place very often……and this was years ago……till he became very busy as a tax-consultant……

All these years…he has seen me in almost nothing on…..and never did I mind it…….he was after all, my brother’s friend….so no sex-thing there……or atleast I never thought about him……*that way*……….

But lately…..I dunno…..what has happened…..I kind of seem to have a semi-crush on him……

Yeah……a semi-crush……not a full crush…….but a half one (if at all it does exist)…….

I do not think ‘bout him all the time…..but while driving back home…….I make it a point to pass by his place…….hoping that I catch a glimpse of him………and today for the first time I was lucky…….. I thought he looked great…..in a simple figure-hugging T-shirt…..and jeans……

Really cannot figure out why something like that happens suddenly……a brotherly figure suddenly turns into a boyfriend material…….and of all the things……he does not have those traditional good-looks……(did not even notice him for a decade)……but suddenly I find him very sexy……

Am I getting desperate ??? Someone help me, please !!!

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LICK / SUCK / BITE / SQUEEZE ?

GYM ETIQUETTE….W*T*F* IS IT ???

What the fuck is gym etiquette…..you may ask…….

It is the code that any decent guy should follow…..while at the gym…..when he sees a desperate-looking guy……and make him as comfortable as possible (read: bugger him….or be buggered…eventually……as per mutual choice)……..

But why is it missing in all the gyms I go to???

Today I went to my gym after a long time…..and gym etiquette according to me was conspicuously absent……..

Methinks……other guys in the gym should stick to some rules…..if they see a decent and desperate-looking guy like me……who is totally clueless about the workout regimen....they should be out there to help him as much as they can……I cannot see any better chance to hold someone’s hands with the pretext of helping him pull some pulley or weight…….and also if someone is bold enough……stand in a way so that his crotch touches your bum…..but where can you find gay-chivalry nowadays….it’s dead……

If you see a desperate-looking guy in the gym…..why can’t other guys….be lechers……rather than stealing an odd awkward glance ???

If you see a desperate-looking guy in the gym…..why can’t other guys….follow him to the locker-room….under some pretext or the other…..to see him change…..you may get lucky enough to get a good view of his bits and pieces…….

If you see a desperate-looking guy in the gym…..why can’t other guys….accompany him in the steam-room…..things get really hot there !!!

But then……why do I presume that every guy in the gym wants to either have a sneak-peek into my pants……or get into them !!!!

On a completely different note…….I was watching an interview of a cricket coach…..who amongst other numerous restrictions imposed on the team prior to the match mentioned that they are not allowed to have girl-friends…….but what about boy-friends….I guess, since he did not mention them…..they are allowed……so-very-proud to be in a liberal India……he he he he………