THE MINOR BATHROOM DISASTER…

I am a high myopic….

I have been a myopic for the last 17 years……I first got my glasses when I was in my seventh grade…..and the number has been increasing ever since…….

I got glasses due to my combined habit of being studious…(yes, I was very very studious…..one of those geeky types)….and watching movies on the then-recently-bought video player……

And the number went on increasing due to more studies,,,,more TV and later more & more gay porn on the computer at nights……

So……I am a high myopic….

I do not wear glasses all the time……most of the time I wear Bausch and Lombs…….so as not to be seen as overtly ugly……(I dunno whether the contact lenses do the job or I still look ugly as ever……)…..

But anyway…..recently, I have developed this habit of wearing lenses while I shower……again…..I dunno why…..probably ‘coz I like to see the way I look….hairy, et al. with clarity…….rather than the fuzzy look I get without any vision correction…….

And today’s shower was no exception…….and after I showered…..while drying myself….everything appeared blurry…..both the eyes……so only thing that came to my mind was “Oh God ! The lenses have been washed off !”

Got a little panicky…….thinking that both the lenses have gone down the drain…..and that too before a major vacation that I will be embarking on !!!

I checked my balls (eye….)…..and they were not seen…….then started to look for them on the floor……if they are stuck on my body…..if they are anywhere else in the bathroom……and they were nowhere…….

Could not call anyone for help…..myself ,,, naked in the bathroom and a maid in the kitchen cooking meals……so just kept on searching for them…..slowly and very patiently……all by myself…….

One of the remote possibilities was that they are at either ends of the globe (the eyeball)….superior or inferior…….usual place being superior……(have seen these kind of cases in the ER…but never had the experience)…so then looked in front of the mirror….and looking down……..gently started massaging my eye-ball……from top to bottom…..and down they slid……back into their propa’h position……….and I could see clearly……thank god……

Wish I could spank them for being so naughty……(or should someone spank me for wearing lenses while showering???)…….