Suburban Plague!!!
The roads of suburban Mumbai have been invaded by a different kind of plague……a kind of deluge of extremely large cockroaches running across the roads indiscriminately………AUTO-RICKSHAWS…..the worst automobile ever invented by mankind……and the distinction for this goes to BAJAJ AUTOMOBILES……
For those of you who are foreign to this auto-rickshaw thing……please look at the attached pictures and follow this *link*………
Auto-rickshaw is the worst kind of thing that you can encounter while you are driving in Suburban Mumbai…… (I say suburban…’coz they are not allowed in downtown Mumbai…and thank God for that……)
If you are driving and you see an errant richshaw-wallah…the following expletives come to your mind (or may be you say them aloud………)……*Chutya* (Fucker)…….*Bhen-Chot* (Sister-Fucker)….*Mader-Chot* (Mother-Fucker)…..*Gandu* (Bugger)……et al…..
They are a breed of people and the worst breed that anyone has seen…they have absolutely no traffic sense and stop any where they want to…
They are single-handedly responsible for clogging the Mumbai roads and making life miserable of thousands of Mumbai drivers… and if they bang on to you they are least bothered....it does not cost them much to mend....while you spend thousands of rupees repairing your car.....BASTRARDS…
Basically an auto-rickshaw has an engine that is not very powerful…..but since it is a three-wheeler….it can turn at a very small radius and go through any nook and corner of the road…..this feature gives them the advantage of turning at a sharp angle and can easily go between two cars……
So now you have an imperfect slow machine that can go any where ……and mind you at a very slow speed…..so they not only block the road by coming in between the cars….but they also run at a slow speed ahead of you so that you can neither go fast nor can you overtake them…
The RTO (government road traffic authorities…) have issued so many rickshaw licenses that over 90% vehicles that you see on the road are auto-rickshaws……they are there everywhere….and at any time….(and while I am typing this post….at half past midnight….the only noise that I can hear is of the auto-rickshaw)…..
A real nuisance is all they really are….and with all the smoke and the noise they spread around…….these suburban cockroaches are nothing but a PLAGUE that we need to get rid of!!!
can you see the resemblance
For those of you who are foreign to this auto-rickshaw thing……please look at the attached pictures and follow this *link*………
Auto-rickshaw is the worst kind of thing that you can encounter while you are driving in Suburban Mumbai…… (I say suburban…’coz they are not allowed in downtown Mumbai…and thank God for that……)
If you are driving and you see an errant richshaw-wallah…the following expletives come to your mind (or may be you say them aloud………)……*Chutya* (Fucker)…….*Bhen-Chot* (Sister-Fucker)….*Mader-Chot* (Mother-Fucker)…..*Gandu* (Bugger)……et al…..
They are a breed of people and the worst breed that anyone has seen…they have absolutely no traffic sense and stop any where they want to…
They are single-handedly responsible for clogging the Mumbai roads and making life miserable of thousands of Mumbai drivers… and if they bang on to you they are least bothered....it does not cost them much to mend....while you spend thousands of rupees repairing your car.....BASTRARDS…
Basically an auto-rickshaw has an engine that is not very powerful…..but since it is a three-wheeler….it can turn at a very small radius and go through any nook and corner of the road…..this feature gives them the advantage of turning at a sharp angle and can easily go between two cars……
So now you have an imperfect slow machine that can go any where ……and mind you at a very slow speed…..so they not only block the road by coming in between the cars….but they also run at a slow speed ahead of you so that you can neither go fast nor can you overtake them…
The RTO (government road traffic authorities…) have issued so many rickshaw licenses that over 90% vehicles that you see on the road are auto-rickshaws……they are there everywhere….and at any time….(and while I am typing this post….at half past midnight….the only noise that I can hear is of the auto-rickshaw)…..
A real nuisance is all they really are….and with all the smoke and the noise they spread around…….these suburban cockroaches are nothing but a PLAGUE that we need to get rid of!!!
can you see the resemblance
posted by jerry_mumbai at 12:34 AM
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